COLD SUCKS

You cant play golf. First of all. And that sucks. It snowed here the other day. Every time I feel that cold breeze I picture myself on spring break last year. A beautiful Ladie had just poured a shot of EVERCLEAR!!!!! down my funnel with the beer. Well I was surprised needless to say. The sun was laying on us, it was the last time I saw that much sun. There I was, drunk, happy and horny as I passed out on the sun chair. OH what a beautiful thing it was.

IF anyone has any good stories please share, it will bring me out of this WINTERY Hell and take me to Panama City, where the booty runs free and drunkeness is law.




PASSED OUT BEFORE NOON

Ron