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Well... I have come to the conclusion that there are several variations to exiting Ms. Newby's. I thought stumbling was quite respectable and a hefty feat... considering he (the mysterious silhouette of someone resembling Randy) was some distance from the front door traveling eastward on Thomas Dr. He had made it some distance… and for that… “he” (whoever he is) earned major awards. I have never made it anywhere walking, stumbling or crawling out of Ms. Newby’s…. BARELY to the car and that’s pushing it. And we all know… that is some advertisement for Ms. Newby’s. You know you are in a good bar when you have people sleeping in the parking lot in their cars (just not in the front seat guys, you can still get a DUI sitting in the parking lot in the drivers side if you have the keys in your possession). Stumbling, crawling, and my favorite: being carried out of Ms. Newby’s are the norm… but I have been witness to the occasional, yet unremarkable alteration to those choices. There is the occasional open the door and toss out when guys get a little too rowdy, I have seen a guy look like he was sliding into first base headed out the front door (this was because he was trying to take off with a bottle of alcohol without paying and the trusty security, in one movement, stuck out his arm and leveled the guy causing him to slide right on out the door), and there is the occasional vanish into thin air. I have had friends be there one moment and “poof” gone the next with no word or explanation as to where the hell they went. Now, we all know the fun and favorite people that go in there and never come out. They are the bartenders that are there all the time year after year to give us those one of a kind delicious Hunch Punches. Can anyone else think of another way to exit Ms. Newby’s?? I will look again on Friday night... maybe there are are some that I am forgetting??
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