"What idiot complained?"

Could be anyone, I imagine... an irate local having dinner, one of the Pancake Breakfast Christians, you name it. Sadly, our country will always have its share of people who only have a good time when they're getting in the way of someone else's good time.

(Actual conversation overheard on Front Beach last night:

"Hi! Have you heard about our pancake breakfast for Spring Breakers?"

"Like, a thousand times, dude."

"Yeah, too many.")