When my granny was 91
She did PT just for fun
When my granny was 92
She did PT better than you
When my granny 93
She did PT better than me
When my granny was 94
She did PT more and more
When my granny 95
She did PT to stay alive
When my granny was 96
She kept on doing flutter-kicks
When my granny was 97
She up and died and went to heaven

She met St. Peter at the pearly gates
Said, "St. Peter, St. Peter, hope I'm not late

St. Peter said with a big ol' grin
"Get down granny, and knock out ten"

She replied with a big ol' smile
"Sorry, St. Peter, I'm on profile!"
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I don't know but I think I might
Jump from an airplane while in flight

Soldier, soldier, have you heard
I'm gonna jump from a big iron bird

Up in the morning in the drizzlin' rain
Packed my chute and boarded the plane

C-130 rollin' down the strip
64 Rangers on a one-way trip

Mission Top Secret, destination unknown
They don't even know if they're ever coming home

When my plane gets up so high
Airborne troopers gonna dance in the sky

Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four

If my main don't open wide
I've got a reserve by my side

If that one should fail me too
Look out ground, I'm a-coming through

If I die on the old drop zone
Box me up and ship me home

Bury speakers all around my head
So I can rock with the Grateful Dead

Bury speakers all around my toes
So I can rock with Axel Rose

If I die on a Chinese hill
Take my watch or the commies will

If I die in the Korean mud
Bury me with a case of Bud

Put my wings upon my chest
And tell my Mom I did my best
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CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME, A PT
SAY IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, A GOOD FOR ME.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE ONE
CUZ WE DO IT JUST, JUST FOR FUN
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE TWO
JUST SHUFFLE SHUFFLE SHUFFLE LIKE THE ARMY DO
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MY THREE
JUST ANOTHER PFT.
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME, A PT
CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, A GOOD FOR ME
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME, A PT
CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, A GOOD FOR ME

YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE FOUR
SAY IT FEELS GOOD AND GIVE ME SOME MORE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE FIVE
SAY IT OUT LOUD THAT I'M ALIVE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE SIX
CUZ WE RUN JUST TO GET OUR KICKS
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME, A PT
CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, A GOOD FOR ME
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME, A PT
CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, A GOOD FOR ME
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE SEVEN
JUST RUN YOURSELF STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE EIGHT
JUST TELL YOURSELF THAT YOUR FEELIN' GREAT
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE NINE
LO RIGHTY LEFT AND WE MARKING IN TIME
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE TEN
JUST TURN AROUND AND AND LET'S DO IT AGAIN CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME, A PT
CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, A GOOD FOR ME
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME, A PT
CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, A GOOD FOR ME
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Everywhere we go-oh
People wanna know-oh
who we are
Where we came from
So we tell them
WE ARE DELTA!
Mighty mighty Delta
Rough-n-Tough Delta
Strait shootin' Delta
Better than Bravo
Baby Baby Bravo.
Better than Charlie
Chicken Chicken Charlie
Better that Echo
Icky Icky Echo
We are delta
Mighty Mighty Delta.