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Subject: The Republican of the 21st Century



> Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
>
> Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
> Clinton.
>
> Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
> daddy
> made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a
> bad
> guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
>
> Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade
> with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
>
> The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our
> highest
> national priority is enforcing U.N. Resolutions against Iraq.
>
> A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
> multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
> without regulation.
>
> The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
> speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
>
> If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
>
> A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,
> then
> demand their cooperation and money.
>
> Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing
> health care to all Americans is socialism.
>
> HMO's and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at
> heart.
>
> Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
> creationism should be taught in schools.
>
> A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
> offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which
> thousands die is solid defense policy.
>
> Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
> Constitution,
> which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
>
> The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
> George
> Bush's driving record is none of our business.
>
> Bill Clinton spent 8 years trying to secretly kill Osama Bin Laden
> without taking the lives of thousands of innocent people and American
> soldiers. He is accused of doing nothing and being the bad guy. Bush
> has spent 5 years trying to openly kill Osama Bin Laden while taking
> the
> lives of thousands of innocent people and American Solders and
> invading
> two separate countries to do it, but he is the good guy.
>
> Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
> conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers
> for your recovery.
>
> What Bill Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital national interest, but
> what Bush did in the '80's is irrelevant.