All in favor of voting that these are some of the worst puns on the web....?

Yes, hide your children and eat your wheaties because it is true.. Club Hour has hit Destin, Florida.

The ground may strangely feel colder under your toes, and pigs may start to fly, but these are not bad omens for the "World's Luckiest Fishing Village" because finally after a long wait.. the forces that be have unleased upon its quiet waters, Randy Peterson.

Why, "they" say he's 8 feet tall.. "They" say he's got arms as big as tree trunks, and eyes as black as steel.. "They" say he took on a dozen grizzlies single-handedly, then bought them all drinks to show he's a good sport..

Aye.. Randy Peterson. That's who "they" mean.

His name shall be whispered on the breath of innocent babes.. His visage shall echo of your very souls as you seek high and low for entertainment and fun.

Club Hour is no mere show.. it's an experience, a way of life.. if you will.. Cling to it.. love it.. make it your own and give it a special name.

I, myself, like to call it "The Randython"