I honestly don't remember much of the beach yesterday. I remember drinking 3 beers on the way, shotgunning 2 beers when we got there, seeing a girl pull her bikini down and leave it down for a good 3 minutes who clearly visits the tanning bed regularly, drinking 2 more beers, playing the bat game (chugging) 2 more, and having 25 cent margaritas at Spinnaker. Last night I got an inside tip around 9PM that Hammerheads was slam packed to the point where you couldn't really walk so we decided to go to the Sandpiper Tiki Bar instead. After paying a $10 cover and waiting in NO line, we got in and there was about 50 people inside. We immediately noticed hot girls on the stage dancing with each other and doing kareoke. Then we noticed a group of hot girls line dancing. Then we noticed several groups of hot girls at the bar. Then we accepted that not only does the Tiki Bar attract the hottest girls but it also has a better pole-to-hole ratio than any club we've been too so far. By about midnight or 1AM it got crowded but not to the point where we couldn't walk or have steady conversations with people. We ended up stumbling in and out of Sandpiper hotel rooms doing um... the only things you really can do at 3 or 4AM and all making it home alive.

We're skipping out on the beach today on account of the cloudiness and the high demand for recovery but some girls we met might be coming over later for beer pong. Not sure what the plan is for tonight. Tomorrow both Flo Rida and Kenny Chesney are performing at the beach so we will stop by those concerts for sure.