1) um... i run 3 miles a day and burn about 375 calories, so im assuming 1 mile you'd burn about 125 calories, give or take a few, if i did the math right!!
2)the 'useless' skin around the vagina is called the vulva...
3)a pizza is a baked pie of Italian origin consisting of a shallow breadlike crust covered with seasoned tomato sauce, cheese, and often other toppings, such as sausage or olives.
a brizzilian is a native or an inhabitant of Brazil.

.... OH WAIT... these we're supposed to be jokes...

haha, do i get something for trying??