When my granny was 91
She did PT just for fun
When my granny was 92
She did PT better than you
When my granny 93
She did PT better than me
When my granny was 94
She did PT more and more
When my granny 95
She did PT to stay alive
When my granny was 96
She kept on doing flutter-kicks
When my granny was 97
She up and died and went to heaven

She met St. Peter at the pearly gates
Said, "St. Peter, St. Peter, hope I'm not late

St. Peter said with a big ol' grin
"Get down granny, and knock out ten"

She replied with a big ol' smile
"Sorry, St. Peter, I'm on profile!"
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I don't know but I think I might
Jump from an airplane while in flight

Soldier, soldier, have you heard
I'm gonna jump from a big iron bird

Up in the morning in the drizzlin' rain
Packed my chute and boarded the plane

C-130 rollin' down the strip
64 Rangers on a one-way trip

Mission Top Secret, destination unknown
They don't even know if they're ever coming home

When my plane gets up so high
Airborne troopers gonna dance in the sky

Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four

If my main don't open wide
I've got a reserve by my side

If that one should fail me too
Look out ground, I'm a-coming through

If I die on the old drop zone
Box me up and ship me home

Bury speakers all around my head
So I can rock with the Grateful Dead

Bury speakers all around my toes
So I can rock with Axel Rose

If I die on a Chinese hill
Take my watch or the commies will

If I die in the Korean mud
Bury me with a case of Bud

Put my wings upon my chest
And tell my Mom I did my best
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CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME, A PT
SAY IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, A GOOD FOR ME.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE ONE
CUZ WE DO IT JUST, JUST FOR FUN
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE TWO
JUST SHUFFLE SHUFFLE SHUFFLE LIKE THE ARMY DO
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MY THREE
JUST ANOTHER PFT.
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME, A PT
CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, A GOOD FOR ME
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME, A PT
CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, A GOOD FOR ME

YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE FOUR
SAY IT FEELS GOOD AND GIVE ME SOME MORE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE FIVE
SAY IT OUT LOUD THAT I'M ALIVE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE SIX
CUZ WE RUN JUST TO GET OUR KICKS
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME, A PT
CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, A GOOD FOR ME
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME, A PT
CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, A GOOD FOR ME
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE SEVEN
JUST RUN YOURSELF STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE EIGHT
JUST TELL YOURSELF THAT YOUR FEELIN' GREAT
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE NINE
LO RIGHTY LEFT AND WE MARKING IN TIME
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN FAR FOR MILE TEN
JUST TURN AROUND AND AND LET'S DO IT AGAIN CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME, A PT
CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, A GOOD FOR ME
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME, A PT
CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, A GOOD FOR ME
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Everywhere we go-oh
People wanna know-oh
who we are
Where we came from
So we tell them
WE ARE DELTA!
Mighty mighty Delta
Rough-n-Tough Delta
Strait shootin' Delta
Better than Bravo
Baby Baby Bravo.
Better than Charlie
Chicken Chicken Charlie
Better that Echo
Icky Icky Echo
We are delta
Mighty Mighty Delta.

hey you know all the clean ones, those are cool but do you know any of the old school ones ?

A dirty one from old days

A yellow bird
With a yellow bill
Was sittin on
my window sill

A YELLOW bird
with a YELLOW bill
was si-----tt-----ing oooooon my
window sill

I lured him in
with a piece of bread
and then I smashed
his ^@#&en head

the moral of
the story is
to get some head
you need some bread

They say that in Army the pay is mighty fine
They give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety nine

Chorus: Oh lord I wanna go
but they won't let me gooooo ooohhhhhheeeeoowwwwooooowwwewwwoohhheeeeeyyoooowww eeee ohw

They say that in the Army the chow is mighty fine
The chicken jumped of the table and stabbed a friend of mine

Chorus:

They say that in the Army the women are mighty fine
They look like John Kerry and walk like Frankenstein

Chorus:

They say that in the Army the coffee is mighty fine
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine

Heres an old school 82nd Airbourne running cadence.

God D^@# uncle sam who the hell are we.
Were just a bunch of eighty-two's tryin' to earn our wings.
Sarge says we dont need grass we wont fall on our A%@.
Were just a bunch of eighty-two's tryin' to earn our wings.

IN the middle of the night
in the drizzilin rain.

I pack my chute
and i head for the plane.

A mission top secret destination unknown.
We dont know if were comin home.

I Stand up hook up shuffle to the door
I jump right out and shout MARINE CORPS!

If my chute dont open wide.
I gotta nother one a by my side.

If that one dont open round.
I'll be the first one on the ground.

ORAAH! a blood and guts, ORAAH!, thats for me,
a blood and guts, everywhere. ORAAAH! ORAAAH!

Tell my mamma not to cry.
In the Marine corps you a do or die.

Pin my Wings apon my chest.
And tell my girl ive done my Best.

Place a K-Bar in my hands.
And i'll fight my way to the promise land.

ORAAH! a blood and guts, everywhere, thats us. Thats us.
U.S. Marines! ORAAAH! ORAAAH!

Left Right, Right shalefty Right alaya!
A low Right Layo!

A Lefty Right Laya!
A Low Righty layo, your lefty righty low.

One Mile, No Sweat

One mile no sweat,
Two miles better yet,
Three miles think about it,
Four miles thought about it,
Five miles feeling good like I should.
In my legs,
In my head,
In my chest,
Feeling good,
Super troop.

dirty one
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Oh my feet are swollen
Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the mud
Pickup your dingle dangle, give it to your bud
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Oh my ankles are swollen
Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the dirt
Pickup your dingle dangle, put it in your shirt
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Oh my legs are swollen
Don't let your dingle dangle dangle on the ground
Pickup your dingle dangle, toss it all around
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Oh my knees are swollen
Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the track
Pickup your dingle dangle, put it in your pack

I've never sponsered this one
Superman

Me and Superman got in a fight
I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite
I hit him so hard I busted his brain
And now I'm dating Lois Lane

Well, me and Batman, we had one too
I hit him in the head with my left shoe
Right in the temple with my left heel
And now I'm driving the Batmobile