alternate version of same joke:

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

/thank you, tip your waitresses and bartenders

Favorite little kid joke:

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9....

Another favorite little kid joke:

Knock knock!

who there

"Interrupting cow"

-- "Interrupting cow w--"

MOOooo!

(Better when told verbally...)

Just for you Will ..
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On his way work, a web/marketing geek sees a frog by the edge of a pond. The frog calls out and says 'Help Me! I'm a beautiful princess turned into a frog!'. The geek, intrigued, picks up the frog, looks it over, nods appreciatively and duly puts it in his pocket and continues on his way.

'Hey!' shouts the frog - the geek picks it out of his pocket again - 'don't you know how it goes?! You have to kiss me and then I'll change back into a beautiful princess. You will have my eternal gratitude!'. So the geek thinks for a while and then replaces the frog in his pocket.

'OK OK!' says the frog, 'You can have the entire treasury in return, I'm very rich you know...'. Again the geek thinks, but eventually carries on to work.

'Alright alright...' says the frog, 'if you help me I'll be your wife - you can rule across my entire country as King!.' This time the guy just ignores the frog and continues on his way.

'Geez, what more can a guy possibly want?!' exclaims the frog in exasperation - at this the geek takes the frog from his pocket, turns to it and replies 'Money, Women, Power...... all these things have been done before, but a talking frog? Now that's really cool!'....

WHAT DO U CALL A BLONDE SKELETON IN A CLOSET?

LAST YEARS HIDE AND GO SEEK WINNER.

/rimshot

AWESOME.
I love blonde jokes-- I just hadn't seen the UFO one before, that and I break all the blonde stereotypes (OR maybe I'm just dumb enough to think I do?? )

A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

/3 point fade away

There was a blonde that was sick of people making fun of her. So she decided to prove to all people that blondes are not as dumb as what they think they are.

She studied all the capitals of the states ALL night long. She didn't even rest one bit.

The next day, she spotted a couple a guys sitting down and walked up to them and she said," I bet you I can name all the capitals of the states," and he said, "OK", "What is the capital of California?"
She replied, " that's easy "C".

"A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer."
that one was awesome!

And in true blonde fashion, I'm not sure if I'm being mocked here (...and I'm responding from a salon while I'm getting my hair colored, hand to god)

not mocking.
/really, they're laughing WITH you not AT you!!
//extra slashies just for fun

Subject: Two Men In A Bar
>
>
> Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building
>drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says: "You know,
>last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by
>the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the building is so
>intense that it carries you around the building and back into the window."
>
> The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the
>bar, but says nothing.
>
> The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way in hell
>that could happen!"
>
> No, no... it's true..." said the first man, "let me prove it to you."
>He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward the
>street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around
>the building and back into the 10th floor window. He takes the elevator
>back up to the bar. He meets the second man, who is astonished.
>
> "Oh my God, I saw that with my own eyes! But that must've been a
>one-time fluke. That was scientifically impossible!"
>
> "No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again, just
>as his body hurtles towards the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries
>him around the building and into the window. He takes the elevator back to
>the bar.
>
> Once upstairs, he successfully convinces his dubious fellow drinker to
>try it.
>
> "Well, what the hell," the second guy says, "I've seen that it works,
>so I'll try it!" He immediately jumps over the balcony - plunges downward
>rapidly passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors... . Then his body hits the
>sidewalk... . Splat !!!!
>
> Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns
>to the first drinker, and shakes his head and says.....
> "You know, Superman, you're a real ******* when you're drunk."
>