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September-11th,2006, 03:26 PM
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I *love* that joke!!!
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October-13th,2006, 12:12 PM
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another blonde joke
A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it." "Shut up," she says. "You’re next.
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October-14th,2006, 11:53 AM
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December-7th,2006, 02:48 PM
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I forgot about these LOL some good ones in here
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December-12th,2006, 12:11 PM
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Confused
There was this Native American boy who was confused so this is what he asked his mother: Mom, why is my brother's name Windstorm? She answered: Because he was conceived during a wind storm. Well, why is my sister's name Moon-shine? She answered again: Because she was conceived when the moon was shining. The poor little boy looked sad and confused. His mother said, ''Why are you so sad and confused Brokenrubber?'' Last edited by SuperMav83; December-12th,2006 at 12:15 PM.
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December-12th,2006, 12:19 PM
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Caution very immature Cannibalism Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed. The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!” The second one replied, I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”
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December-12th,2006, 02:35 PM
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 that's a good one! pineapples!!
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December-12th,2006, 04:02 PM
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Yikes....
Pineapples! OUCH! hee hee snicker snicker
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December-14th,2006, 12:55 PM
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Nascar Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
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December-14th,2006, 01:14 PM
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December-14th,2006, 04:26 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What's the difference between a blond on PMS and a doberman? A: The doberman can be called off
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December-14th,2006, 04:27 PM
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LOL
Why do women call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken!
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December-14th,2006, 04:30 PM
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Man, you're askin for it.
I'm gettin out of here! /exits stage left
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December-14th,2006, 06:00 PM
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Geez! What's the matter SuperMav, ran out of landmines to jump on???
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December-15th,2006, 09:24 AM
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I'm just that arrogant folks, I mean I have a level 35 Tauren Warrior on the World of Warcraft, who wouldn't want me.
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