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December-30th,2006, 11:18 AM
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to make up for the Offtopic post above:
A man went into a lawyer's office, and demanded to see the lawyer. He was escorted into the lawyer's office. The man needed legal help, but he knew how expensive lawyers could be, so he inquired, "Can you tell me how much you charge?" "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $500 to answer three questions." "Don't you think that's an awful lot of money to answer three questions?" "Yes it is", answered the lawyer, "What's your third question?" 
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December-30th,2006, 11:24 AM
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Yeah, for one game series I think, Phantasy Star. I gave up on that dream a long time ago, if you find anything new please share it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintend...adband_Adapter
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January-2nd,2007, 10:27 AM
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No I don't recall the gamecube having a multiplayer function outside of the 4 on console controls. However the Nintendo Wii will play and emulate all previously released Nintendo games and You can play the Wii multilayer.
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January-2nd,2007, 02:31 PM
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There is a broadband adapter, but it's an after market add on and tanked hard. It supports Mario Kart and the previously mentioned Phantasy series, but that's pretty lame.
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April-4th,2007, 02:19 PM
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Lol
Why do Alabamian hicks always do it doggy style?
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April-4th,2007, 04:07 PM
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Seniors LOL
Seniors
A group of senior citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,” said one. “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another. “I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. “My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,” another went on. “I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he shook his head. Then there was a short moment of silence. “Well, it’s not that bad,” said one woman cheerfully. “Thank God we can all still drive!”
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April-4th,2007, 04:16 PM
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Sooo...
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April-5th,2007, 12:03 PM
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Yea, ok....
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  I'm the one who told the joke to begin with and of course, the smart fannies had to include my beloved NASCAR..... But hey fellas - you don't know much - it would have been LOTS funnier had it been folks from North Carolina..... the REAL ANSWER IS....so they can both watch Wrestlin~!~ Supermav - you are a stinka!!  But love ya anyway...
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April-5th,2007, 12:33 PM
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NASCAR computers
Tha Non Athletic Stok Car Asoshiashun Raycurs guide to computers
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" -- 1. Place to hang your truck keys. 2. Whare you're supposed to put da keys so da wife can find 'em. (from NetDummy Humor)"Window" -- Place in the truck to hang your guns."Floppy" -- When you run out of Polygrip."Modem" -- 1. How you got rid of your dandelions. 2. What you did to da hay fields last July. (from NetDummy Humor)"ROM" -- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola."Byte" -- First word in a kiss-off phrase."Reboot" -- What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff."Network" -- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line."Mouse" -- 1. Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case. 2. What leaves those little turds in da cupboard."LAN" -- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.""Cursor" -- What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend."Bit" -- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways.""Digital Control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote."Packet" -- What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.The following were contributed by MRieser198. "Tab" -- The amount of money you owe the bartender out of your next paycheck."Space bar" -- Where aliens and astronauts go when they are thirsty.The following were contributed by JKing86134. "Backspace" -- The place in back of front seat of the car where you keep a case of beer."Alt" -- Form of verb "be" like, "I alt be gone now.""Delete" -- The lighter object like, "Don't gimmy the heavy one, gimmy the delete one."The following were contributed by TwOkEwL4u13. "My Briefcase" -- What you put all your ol' stuff in when "she" gets mad at you.The following was contributed by Micheal Shore. "Shift" -- What you must do when blue lights come on.The following were contributed by Waddy Thompson. "Disc" -- What you do before you plow, to level the ground."Ram" -- 1. Dodge pick up truck. 2. Da hydraulic thing that makes da woodsplitter work. (from NetDummy Humor)"Rom" -- Wander: "Wher' ya goin?" "Ah dunnow. Recon I'll jus rom round""Refresh" -- Mix another Jack Daniels and 7."Browser" -- Bowser's name when you're drunk."Web" -- DUH? should be obvious. What spiders make, tickles yer butt when you gotta go while in the woods."Edit" -- Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" " You edit afore you passed out las nite."Gig" -- Frogging implement; frog gig. Used while air boating. A bamboo, or fiberglass pole with straightened fish hooks on the business end for spearing frogs."Internet" -- Where her fish were when she caught em ( In er net)."Buddy list" -- Names and phone numbers on the inside wall of the public outhouse above the hole."Tab" -- Anceint soft drink, used to mix low calorie drinks with white lightnin."Computer Chips" -- What you have when your computer takes a dump, sorta like cow chips.The following were contributed by Jeremy (The Yankee Redneck). "Shift" -- What you do to get that truck to go."Ins" -- To Enter, as in, "Ins ya go, outs you go".The following were contributed by Sonovabic. "Scanner" -- 1. What you do to a good lookin' woman. 2. What you listen to the police band on.The following were taken from Net Dummy Humor. "Log On" -- Making da wood stove hotter."Log Off " -- Don't add wood."Monitor" -- 1. Keep an eye on da wood stove. 2. What you do when you suspect your wife of cheatin. (from Tweetheart86chic)"Megahertz" -- When a big log drops on your bare foot in da morning."Floppy Disk" -- What you get from piling too much wood."Drive" -- Getting home during most of the winter in Kentucky."Prompt" -- What you wish da mail was during the snow season."Enter" -- Come on in."Windows" -- What you shut when it gets 10 below."Screen" -- What is a must during black fly season."Chip" -- What you munch during Wildcat's games."Microchip" -- What's left in da bag when da chips are gone."Dot Matrix" -- Eino Matrix's wife."Laptop" -- Where da grandkids sit."Software" -- Them plastic picnic utensils, eh?."Mainframe" -- Da part of da sauna that holds up da roof."Port" -- Where da commercial fishin boats dock."Random Access Memory" -- Whan you can't remember how much you spent on da new deer rifle when Wifee asks about it.This is from an unknown source. "Fonts" -- That really cool guy from the show, Happy Days.This is from BeauRulz97. "Laptop" -- Where the stripper sits.This is from Cmbees. "ISDN" -- Acronym for comprehension as in "ISDN tat da fuse ought to be longer nexted time".The following are from Buyoysters. "Backspace" -- How much more you can fit in the truck."Num Lock" -- What you have to take off a pistol to shoot it."Ctrl" -- What you don't have when driving in the snow."Escape" -- What you have to do from the wife to go drinkin' with the boys.
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April-11th,2007, 02:01 PM
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Ouch!
Somebody is
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