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Old September-1st,2006, 06:34 PM
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I'll go first:
Teacher: Susie, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.

Susie: "I is ..."

Teacher: "No, no, no, don't say 'I is', you say 'I am'".

Susie: "OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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One of my favorite jokes of all time is a corny little kid knock-knock joke, but it has to be told verbally, otherwise it doesn't translate.

So let's try this less cheesy one--

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept eating all the W's....
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Old September-6th,2006, 08:48 PM
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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes millions of years.

/boo hiss, I know.
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Old September-6th,2006, 08:53 PM
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Old September-6th,2006, 08:55 PM
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Old September-6th,2006, 09:04 PM
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hootie who?
/regretting this already
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hahahah HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! thank you outkast
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Old September-6th,2006, 09:07 PM
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What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
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Love the guy but this is damn funny
President Bush was having a defense meeting with all of the counsel members, when he got to Donald Rumsfeld, Rumsfeld's report was "George yesterday we had 3 Brazilian soldiers killed in action from surprise attacks." President Bush is deeply upset and places is hand up to his mouth gasping at the news. Then after a long duration while his cabinet members all wondered why President Bush was so upset, he looks up and asks... How many is a Brazilian again?
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good one SuperMav!!

"What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?"
You keep hearing about them, but have never seen one!

/thank you thank you
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"What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?"
You keep hearing about them, but have never seen one!


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President Bush was having a defense meeting with all of the counsel members, when he got to Donald Rumsfeld, Rumsfeld's report was "George yesterday we had 3 Brazilian soldiers killed in action from surprise attacks." President Bush is deeply upset and places is hand up to his mouth gasping at the news. Then after a long duration while his cabinet members all wondered why President Bush was so upset, he looks up and asks... How many is a Brazilian again?
One of my favorite jokes of all time, THANK YOU!!
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Ok, here's one of my favorite ditties...

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Ok, here's one of my favorite ditties...

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wanna go ride a bike?
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