http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs

Where's your superman dance? Weren't you weaing a Superman shirt earlier today?

my dance can't be captured without my reaction times slowed down by the consumption of alcohol.
I don't want to hinder my chances of running for President.

Just don't botch any 'jokes' and you'll be okay!

If I do I'll make a public speech stating I’ll apologize to no one for my actions because I “meant” something different I'll blame it on the competition… then that night after I realize I'm a tried and true ******* I will remove my head from my *** and post an apology via my website to anyone who “misinterpreted” my mistake and took my generalization offensively. After that every thing is ok and the group I offended would be happy to hail me commander and chief. That's what I call strategery.