Ladies and Gents it is time once again to put Randy to shame. Yeah you heard me, Randy you will loose in the golf challenge.

This is the first round o' SMACK being tossed and on June 21st @ Skull Island Mini Golf Course. The supreme tandem of The Freak from 97X and G-Man from Island 106, will win the tournement and offically make you our BEYOTCH!

You just moved it back so you can put off the humiliation of the loss!

Well we will see you there and "it has begun"

See everyone out there Jun 21st, come out and have a blast! You WILL see Randy embarassed and humiliated hahahahaha!

The smack talking started long ago... you should hear what Randy's been saying about the other teams! He thinks he and J.Pippy (his Beach TV teammate) have already won!

They've been practicing here in the office non-stop... so you guys better bring your A GAME!

Good Luck!
First Annual Beach TV Celbrity MiniGolf Tournament

The A game will be there. He just needs to be worried because I might have to tackle him like I did to Bobby Black on one episode of Club Hour.

He cant win if he cant play! HAHAHA

I wouldnt do that to Randy at all, but I know he does not have this won allready. He couldnt even beat Jared from TV 13 hahaha.

As Randy's friend and co-worker, I see him embarrassed and humiliated on a daily basis - this I cannot control. It happens.

As his team member in the First Annual Beach TV Celbrity MiniGolf Tournament .. we will dominate Skull Island in a victory never before seen on Panama City Beach!

If I were you, I'd find some well-groomed astroturf, a windmill, and recording of Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger".... and start practicing because win or lose, its going to be ugly out there.
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MARIJUANA CARD

Can't wait... sounds like full contact mini-golf!
Now we just need some Hooters girls to serve us some beer and wings...

Oh yeah, it is on! This is going to be fun. I can possibally get the Hooters girls, let me work on that, but they will have to be my caddies! :)

Are we allowed to bring our own cooler of tasty beverages?

This will be fun. Just need a team name now

Randy still dont want any, neither do Logan and Lori

Went to Skull Island this weekend. Not a bad game if I do say so my self. Shot just above par for the course.

Got some good hole in ones and got a free game. Free games mean more pratice and then I will be unstoppable.

Just have to get rid of the 8 year old kids showin me up and I will be all good.

But Randy your days are numbered just be ready! Mwahahahahahha

Ha! You're goin' DOWN! I've seen Randy putt, and he's as good as any 8-1/2 year old.. or maybe a 9 year old.. easily.

Keep practicing though. You'll need it to beat Logan and Lori...
Jared Long and Tracy Early from channel 13, Chris Cato...Big O and Bobby Black.. not to mention the teams from channel 7.


:D
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The Vision

okay, okay....I sat silently as I was ridiculed for eating Mountain Oysters on public TV...I even took one for the team as I ran around town dressed as cupid, but i cannot sit silently any longer!

The Freak has said that I will "loose" for certain....not fully understanding what he means by that, I consulted a dictionary and quickly found a picture of his ex-girlfriend....ohhh!

Oh I get it, he meant I will lose...the only thing being lost will be any last bits of pride by any team that dare come onto our course with the aspirations of taking home the title.

I think it is cute that you played this weekend, glad to hear the 8 year olds helped you with your game, being that close to kids, isn't that against G-Man's court order.:) ...

if anyone thinks this tournament can be won by a mere par, they obviously did not see the Annika Sorenstan weekend at the Bank of America! But of course, maybe the LPGA is a better suited tournament for The Freak and his sidekick G-Man. Keep in mind there are no red tees in mini-golf, so please take off your favorite friday night skirts and get ready...cause its on!!!!

Well this is not good. My partner G-Man, that would of helped me win the Tourny had to pull out.

Now I got Hurricane from our other station, Wave 100...now we have more stations representing from Styles Media. 97X, Island 106, ESPN 1290 and now Wave 100.

I would make a comment about 'loose' but this is a family website.

I will continue my smack talk even tho I dont know what my partner in crime will do. But now that I know that Chris Cato from News 13 is in the fun, time to step up the game.

Randy, remember you wont have 15 interns helping you make a shot at Skull Island. Jason, i just have a feeling that someone might bribe you to take a fall. Not me, but I heard something is in the works.

Rock ON \m/

Hmm. Interesting.

Let's just say IF for some weird, unexplained reason our team happens to "come in second" ... Dozens of minigolf fans all over the world will be scratching their heads and reviewing our putting footage, slow-motion in dark smokey rooms for years to come looking for JFK-like conspiracy theories.

We're just that darn good.

There are probably thousands of kids all over the world drawing pictures of Randy Peterson holding a golf club in one hand & trophy in the other right now - or maybe its a drawing of a pony... anyway, we're going to try not to let them down. Good luck, everyone ~
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FlexiBARBIE live

Huge question.

Is this still on? I went to Skull Island and they have NO CLUE that this is going to happen saturday.

Has it been cancled, what is going on? Let the combatants know what is going on.

Of course its on...though I have not heard from the competitors in some time...I will email everyone and make sure they are up for the challenge.

As for them not knowing, I would be surprised if the employees would have been made aware of this at this point. I know the owner knows and is expecting us.

Have you been practicing? You better be careful, Jason and I have mastered the mini golf course of our office and plan on walking away victoriously this coming weekend....

Randy

He's not kidding.
Our state of the art indoor office practice course is unmatched in the area. We've got it all down to a science. We could probably hold an entire workshop on the physics of hallway baseboards & the resonant reflectivity properties of golf balls vs. various slopings of phonebooks.
If we don't win the Minigolf Challenge, we'll at least win the science fair.
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LIVE SEX

Yes there is an offical name. It is early and we needed a name, so there you go

TEAM YO' MOMMA is offically the name of The Freak and Hurricane.

We will see you on Saturday, be ready for the noise.