WHATS THE BEST PICK UP LINES?????





HANG OUT WITH MY WANG OUT!!

Is that a keg in your back pocket cause Id like to tap that ***!!

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

I'm missing my teeth that means there's more room for your tongue

I want to treat you like winnie the pooh and stick my nose in your honey

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours

Sex is a killer...want to die happy

Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants

Enjoy them

Jason

Please dont use pickup lines if you want to have any success.. Im sure most ladies would agree..

However one thing I have noticed through my years.. I guess by 26 I have learned the do's and donts. But to my amazement one thing that always gets a girl hooked is when you talk about which cartoons you watched when you were younger. People feel comfortable when talking to others that they have something in common with. Likely we all watched the same cartoons as kids. (Just dont make the mistake I did once with a younger girl and date myself by bringing up Captain Kangaroo..lol ) And dont be afraid to throw in some girly cartoons like carebears and stuff either. And its not like your lieing to her either. When people are drinking they are either a happy person or pissed person.. What makes someone more happy than bringing up ol childhood memories. Of course this is not a pickup line more along the lines of something to talk about after you initiated contact. You on your own getting the girl to talk to you.. Thats the hard part...

Those I put out there are for a good laugh, please dont make a fool out of yourself by using any of them!! But, grow some balls and be confident!! Enjoy

Jason

The only line you will ever need, isn't a line at all.

Either while dancing, or alone, be interesting and not creepy. Pay attention to her and spark her interest. If you're able to hold a decent conversation, or dance well.. you're halfway there. If she flirts, flirt back. For every action, have an equal and opposite reaction (physics).
After a while, you can go with "So, what are you doing after this?" <-- That's all you need.

If you've played your cards right, she's telling you what's going on later (drinks, more dancing, hotel party, meeting friends).. ask if she'd like to hang out some more tonight, you're having fun. If so, you're in! - continue being yourself. Don't get kocky.

If not, she'll say something like "washing my hair", or something that will give you a clue you won't be involved, and you can dip out gracefully, and move on, mumbling 'whatever hizzoe ' under your breath. (hah)
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Jason that **** was funny. Guys I was just throwing the thread out there to have fun I wasn't trying to get bashed about not being able to get a girl interested. lol. I'm with tigerman, I learned a long time ago that pick up lines DON'T work. I don't know about you guys but I have found that if I can get a girl to laugh then it makes them comfortable and then conversation generally flows along. HOWEVER....I think all of us have experienced the turn down and we have all walked away mumbling the "whatever hoe" line. lol. Keep them coming people. I guess I should have titled the thread "Pick up lines that are funny".


HANG OUT WITH MY WANG OUT!!

"have an equal and opposite reaction (physics)."

Dont know about the opposite reaction part..

I think you meant OR opposite :D

Most guys have a great time at the club with the girl but forget to ask what she is doing after.. I know I have done it..

I guess my line is "So, what are you doing after this?" It's all i've ever needed.

But if you want lines to break the ice....

"You're daddy must be a theif, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes." (cheese)

"Let's re-arrange the alphabet and put U and I together."


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My personal fav:

F**K me if im wrong. But didnt we go to the same High School?

what about "can I buy you a fish sandwich" lol


I know ya'll saw Ladies Man. If not watch it.




HANG OUT WITH MY WANG OUT!!

ask the girl if she wants to take a walk on the beach.....it's sounds nice to a girl but you know the real reason behind it!!!
p.s. i fell for it last year in PCB :)

Hey mngopher, we need to see some pics, you have any?? Well all have some I think! Here I am, enjoy

Jason

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A simple smile and and introducing yourself has always worked...oh and my favorite..."Can I buy you a drink?" YAY! ;)

So...........can I guy you a drink?? March 12-20, ohhhh yea!!! Better yet, come on by my room for a drink!!!! I like that one even better, then we can play some drunk jenga! enjoy

Jason

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Im gonna be down there the 6th through 13th
yay! drunk jenga..better yet...strip jenga! :o

have fun!
-Kristy