so me and my fellow spring breaker katie were sittin in our 8am class today and we decided to write a nice little poem for all of you to enjoy.....ha

It's cold as s*** in this snow filled land,
Only 21 days til we roll in the sand.
Bring on the booze, the sun and the fun,
Oh we will be ready, and we'll get 'er done.
We'll dance at the club til the clock strikes 4,
Bounce dat azz up and down til it touches the floor.
Shots all around to start off the day,
Jose and the Captain to get underway.
Hot, golden-tanned bodies cruising the strip,
I'm picturing it now, an unforgettable trip!!!

See ya soon!!
:D

Ha Ha Ha HAHAHAHAHAHA Ha HA HAHA Ha!

Those are the awesomly fine women that I'm going on spring break with! You guys are so funny! Much love...can't wait for Pi Chi Beta! Better believe you'll be having fun hanging with the MN ladies! Don't forget all the beer you'll be drinking Abby! Katie's our secret weapon for the case race!

Yes I like that, but you forgot the part about me and my boy ep beating you in the case race!!!! And after we win, shower time!! Enjoy

Jason

awesome! :D

Jason - there was a line about the case races, but lovely Abby decided to leave it out... that punk! It went something along the lines of, At midday, there'll be the case race, let's see if you can keep up with our pace... Abby doesn't like my poetic style... oh-well.
PS Way to get the assignment done in class while I worked on what was more important and rewarding, The Ode to SpringBreak!

Here's the second installment for ya.....

Friday, March 12 is almost here,
naked parties in the shower are drawing near.
If we lose the case race everyone wins,
including us ladies, now show us some skin.
By the end of the night you'll be our biggest fan,
but who needs a sports car when you're rockin' the van!!
Take a stroll to the Islander and we'll sip on some drinks,
one too many margaritas and our inhibitions will shrink.
From sunrise to sunset we'll bring nonstop fun,
So come chill with Minnesota, we're second to none!


Feel free to add to this......:)

Ok this is something i just tried, sorry if it sucks.


Where gone to ride the strip and hand out beads,Oh i love girls that get on there knees.Where gone to drink and party at lavela all night long, so baby will u show me your thong.I like girls with a big ***, but they have to have some class.I know how to party, but do you know how to be naughty?Lets go back to the motel and give me head and then will **** on your bed.

Umm... wow....good work, sounds like you need a cold shower! Just playing with you.....I feel like it's my duty to ask you when you are coming to Panama City.

Ill be there the 19-24.

get ready ladies and shortys, to show some skin, your beautiful bodies cuz the crew, from the zoo, mottafoos, are coming to you. we got mad beads, pot leaves, that will satisfy your sexin' needs, ask them girls and they'll tell you what's up. if you're lucky then hold on tight to your four leaf clovers, like my fav. team the CELTICS got. we'll do a lil' dancin', romancin', drinking beers all day with 100% intensity. panama city here we come, wanna see u lady sport ur best thong, no matter what color, you can't go wrong. but once u lay your eyes on my eyes and experience the gus-pimp-macking game i cannot guarantee that you'll leave with it on

I like the beach, I like the sand,
But what I like Most is a Beer in my hand.
Be it a bud, A becks, or a coors,
I love drinking in or outdoors.
I like drinking with anyone, new friends or old,
I even like drinking when the beer's not that cold.
drinking in hotels, on a plane in the clouds,
I would drink in my car, but that's not allowed.
my biggest wish on spring break this year,
is to meet lot of ladies, ones who like beer.
Ones who can party, ones who can dance,
perhaps even ones who let me get in their pants
but most of all what I want on this trip,
is girls who do not punch me, and fatten my lip.
I guess what I'm saying, in this little rhyme,
Is that I am gonna have one HELL OF A TIME!!

thanks, hope you like the dr suess-ness of the whole thing.
Chris, staying at andys, mar 13-22.
aim: mtbguy108

golf clap!

Nice......lol :D

I dont Know if it was apparent, I really like drinking....:)