Last year, I saw this GORGEOUS girl in the club early in the evening. She was so sexy. She was one of these girls that you just kind of admire from a distance...becasue you know if you try to talk to her, there's a good chance she may turn you down because you're probably the 11th guy to come talk to her in the last 15 minutes. So...I played it cool the whole night.

Around midnight...I saw this girl again. She was in the cage dancing for the guys below. Serveral guys were crowding around oooh-ing and aww-ing over her. Eventually she quit putting on a show, and left. I went on about my business...and a few minutes later...the girl tapped me on my shoulder, and asked me if I wanted to go outside with her for a little chat. :D

Didn't ask for a dance...didn't ask for a drink...just straight to the one-on-one. We went outside, and this girl was all over me, and was willing to show me anything I wanted to see. (Spring break seems to bring the freak out in everyone).

Anyways...she eventually asked me to go back to her hotel with her...so I did. I stayed for a while...BUT something told me that I should leave w/o attempting anything...so I did. (damn conscious!)

Anyways...that's one of my stories...

thats not a hook-up story, thats a "damn I got too sober" story

Adam

If you are the type of guy who is scared of gorgeous girls on the premise that you will get rejected, it was only natural of you to cop out when the chic took you to her room. C'mon you need to work on your chic skills, you letting down the male community. Lemme give you a few pointers man to elevate your game. The most important traits chics are looking for from a guy.

-confidence
-humour
-smile
-well groomed / good looks
-ability to create an emotional connection / a feeling of romance.

And I'm tired of hearing guys referring to chics as being outside/above their league. There is no such thing!

thanks dr phil... your ****s all wankster... what if someone dosent have a good smile and/or looks then they have nothing to be confident about, some people are just losers..like me, im a badass. we all know who/what we are (stay in your leagues)

john

Actually...what had happened was...she was a little too drunk for my liking. And my concious started to bother me. (something about taking advantage of drunk women).

So...........you must not have been drunk enough, cause I know when I drunk, Im not thinking like that, all I see is the endzone and Im trying to score...........you dig!!! Better luck this year!! Stop by my room to see how its done! Enjoy

Jason

That's the "problem"...I don't drink. Since I was sober, and she was drunk...it made me realize that I was in the perfect situation where I could be accused of rape. I didn't want to take that chance. So I rolled out. That's one of the sucky things about being sober...you think too much.

Hey, my advise would be to drink!! Im not trying to pressure you into doing it, but if you have watched the real cancun, that allen guy had never drank before in his life, then starting drinking and ended up being a stud! He got way more girls, but..........maybe thats just my way of looking at it. Regardless, you only live once, so suck it up, pound a few beers and good things will come to you!! Have a good one bro, enjoy

Jason

Since we're talking about the Real Cancun, that ish was so fake.

BUt back to the topic...don't worry...I definitely have my share of "hook up" experiences as a sober guy. ;)

This particular chick just gave me bad vibes.

I'm with jason. Not trying to push anything on you but since you don't drink you'll be right after a couple of beers. I'm not saying get ****ty but drink a few to loosen up. You would be amazed at the game that comes out of your mouth once you loosen up with a few bud lights. Am I right J-nasty??? Holla!




HANG OUT WITH MY WANG OUT!!

**** man, that story had the makings of a good one, but you fumbled right before the endzone. I picture ya getting gorgous blonde, who is mad horny, and you bring her back to her room, and she is ready for you to bang her, and then your like.. nah, no thanks.. hum.... let me see, yeap, thinking too much means your not only thinking for yourself but your thinking for her, and its hard enough to think just for one, but to think for 2 WHILE IN SB!?!?!? damn man, if she didnt want ya to, then she would've said so, not cuz she was drunk or nothing, she just knew what she was doing, she went after you in the 1st place, so that means she knew what she was doing from the start, so it wasnt her that fumbled, it was you man... a drink would have made you score that touchdown.

ill play devils advocate.

i comend you for what might have been the best thing for you in that sitaution. You had a gut instict and you went with that, maybe yur gut was right, maybe some ish would have happened. Remember, we have 2 heads and only enough blood to control one at a time.

:D lol.

At least I left with my dig-ni-ty. (shhhi7...who am I kidding?)...that story would have been a LOT better if I had of gone through with it! *$#(*$ conscious!

YES it would have, hell, you could have lied to us on that part!!! Get us even more hyped, you know!! Damn!!!

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