Ok, ladies and gentleman.. we want to hear about that stupid thing you did to attract the attention of that special guy/girl.....with the squad car. funniest (true) story wins!

last year on our last night in panama, we decided to hit subway after leaving la vela. when my buddy and i were walking out these two white trash skin head *******s almost hit us with their car. well their windows were down and as they were pulling in my buddy said something to them. well these two idiots get out of their car talking sh*t and one of them has a knife. im telling the guy to put the knife back in the car and i would whip his *** for him and kept calling him a ***** because he needed a knife. anywas my other buddy comes out of subway and says something. when the guy with the knife turned to look at my buddy i let him have it. to make a long story short, i think the whole police department showed up, helicopter and all. thankfully when i hit the guy he dropped the knife and none of us got hurt. defenitely the craziest night of my life. by the way when the cops have u at gun point and telling u to get on the ground my advice is to listen to them. they really got a thing for beating defensless people in handcuffs for not cooperating with them. thank you pcb police for that nice *** beating.

If your story is true and you hit a guy that pulled a knife on you that is self defense. I hope you contacted a lawyer about all that. You should have sued the police department.

i know, but the problem was that it was our word against theirs. nobody in subway seen anything before everyone started fighting. the guys even tried to tell the police that it was our knife and i pulled it on them!! they also told the police my buddy had drugs on him so he got a nice strip search too LOL. i inquired about pressing charges but i would have to go all the way back for court hearings and everything and i live in texas so i decided to let it slide, and be thankful that nobody got hurt. there was a guy we met at lavela from ohio i think that seen everything, but the police said he was not a credible witness because we knew him. what a crock, we knew him for about 3 hours. anyways i just want to let everyone know that anything can happen so be careful!!!

The biggest problem with that is the POLICE CANNOT make a judgement.. Thats is why they have judges.. The guy from Club La Vela could very well be a witness. The police have zero right to decide that. They enforce the law only they do not pass judgement. If its your word against the punks word and they dont show up for court they will drop charges. Its well worth the trip back really. If I had something like that on my record my security clearance at work that I have now would be dropped.
Since you are still in college most likely something like that could come back to bite you.