Here are some Florida laws still on the books:

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Big Pine Key
It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.

Cape Coral
It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.

It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house. (Repealed 2000)

Daytona Beach
Sec. 10-56. While intoxicated, under influence of narcotics, prohibited. It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the corporate limits of the city when under the influence of intoxicating liquor or narcotic drugs to the extent that his or her normal faculties are impaired. (Code 1955, § 28-64)

Sec. 18-2. Weeds, trash, etc., as a public nuisance; removal by property owner or by city at owner's expense; notice and hearing; lien for expenses. (a) The existence of weeds, trash, undergrowth, brush, filth, garbage or other refuse on any lot, tract or parcel of land within the city which has caused the property to become, or which may reasonably cause the property to become infested, or inhabited by rodents, vermin or wild animals, or may furnish a breeding place for mosquitoes or threatens the public health, safety or welfare, or may reasonably cause disease or adversely affects and impairs the economic welfare of the adjacent property, is declared to constitute a public nuisance and is hereby prohibited.

Sec. 22-44. Storage, depositing prohibited. It shall be unlawful for any person, either as owner, occupant, lessee, agent, tenant, or otherwise, to store or deposit, or cause or permit to be stored or deposited, any abandoned, junked or discarded motor vehicle or motor vehicles upon any public or private property within the city. (Code 1955, § 20-11)

The molestation of trash cans is banned.

Hialeah
Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.

Sec. 3-1. Bird sanctuary declared. (a) It is hereby declared that all territory embraced within the corporate limits of the municipality shall be a bird sanctuary. (b) It shall be unlawful for any person within the municipality to shoot, trap or in any manner kill, wound or maim any bird of any kind, or at any time to throw at any birds of any kind any missile with slingshots or any other weapon, or to disturb their eggs or their young or their nests. (Ord. No. 8-59, §§ 1, 2, 8-10-59)

Jupiter Inlet Colony Inlet

Key West
Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.

Miami
Sec. 8-3. Bell or other warning device. No person shall operate a bicycle unless it is equipped with a bell or device capable of giving a signal audible for a distance of at least 100 feet, but no bicycle shall be equipped with, nor shall any person use upon a bicycle, any siren or whistle. (Code 1967, § 8-3; Code 1980, § 8-3)

It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Pensacola
A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.

It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.

Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.

Pinecrest
In order to operate a burglar alarm, a permit must be obtained. Sec. 12-23. Registration required; application; transferability; false statements. (a)All persons must complete and submit to the village an emergency contact registration form for their alarm if they operate or cause to be operated an alarm system in the village. A separate registration is required for each alarm system. Upon receipt of a completed registration form, the police department shall issue a numbered alarm sticker to the applicant to facilitate retrieval of registration information. (Ord. No. 97-17, § 1, 10-14-97)

Sanford
Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine.

Sarasota
You may not catch crabs.

If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.

Tampa Bay
It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.

Hey Tigerman,
If you have nothing to do. Don't do it here!!!

Who are you to represent this board?

I just copied some stuff and pasted it for people to read some dumb laws. But thanks but Im sure not going to take the advice from some jerk that gets his jollies acting tough on the internet.

Truely pathetic...

You haven't seen any reply on this thread. Get a hint???
By the way learn to spell "truly". Most people do not want to waste their time reading over useless and senseless material. Not Personal. Strictly Business.

Sorry for the spelling error mr editor. I guess I wasnt giving my responce to you enough time as I didnt feel it was warranted. If case you didnt know I dont expect a responce to this post as THERE WAS NO QUESTION ASKED! Understand? Get it?? It was a 3 second copy and paste. That 51 people have read so far. Its just a bunch of trivia about where these people are going.. So far only one person has responded and instead of stating anything useful has to act like an arse.. I have been on this board for alot longer than you so let me tell you one thing... As far as I know this board is a place for people to talk about florida and their upcoming trip and meeting cool people... SO far what have you added? I think the admins and people that have read your posts so far know that answer.

more spelling errors.. "response" With the type of spelling errors you have, i suspect you must be mentally challenged. By the way the 51 people clicked on the link looked at the first few lines and when they saw it was nonsense. went to the next
thread. And you were probably half of those 51 people. I suggest you spend your springbreak in the library upgrading your brain and grammar.

OH WOW

HEY I CAN DO ONE THING YOU CANT!!!

HUMOR!! You already started one fight over that one...

LOL IDIOT

How big of hypocrit are you??

LOL upgrade my brainee... Geee 156 on the mensa.. Himm Publishhed 4 teymes in 2 years.. Himm one of the youngst employe's ever hired for my position with the department of defenccce. But you have one thing on me I must admit.. I cant read the mind of other people. I kant say that they didnt respond becuse they saw no responcccce.. Yep I cant do that. But it is fun making you look like a total loser..

Now are you going to KONtinue two be a loser ARE OR you gonna chill? Upgrade my brain... Wow

hey springbreaker1012003 calm down buddy, i thought it was a funny post, you dont have to try and moderate the boards, let poeple post what they want, u dont have to be a cynical a**hole.

funny stuff tigerman.

woaw springbreaker1012003, funkdoc is right, what are you being so uptight for who cares, this isn't english class no one's going to revise there posts to see if the spelling and punctuation is all correct- people don't NOT respond to a post because they see spelling errors, some posts are just meant for people to read and laugh at, they don't have to exactly respond- i read the thread, thought it was funny, but felt i didn't need to respond, as most people prolly did- i suggect you take that stick outa your *** or your going to have a pretty crappy spring break.... funny stuff tigerman i enjoyed it

Who's for having fun on Spring Break?? ME!
Who's for picking fights over the internet? NOT ME...Dude, Chill out.

Thanks Tiggerman for the change of pace.

Here's a question for you all, when I was out at the bar with some of my friends who went to PCB last year, she told me that last year a bouncer approached her and told her that someone put a roofie in her drink.... has anyone else heard that PCB is a hot spot for roofies? Just wondering and wanting to change the topic of conversation.

Wow, springbreaker chill out, it's almost time for spring break in PCB, you're supposed to be in a good mood and thinking happy thoughts!!! :D Tigerman, I thought that was good! It's nice to read something like that as opposed to the daily thread...who wants to hook up, blah blah blah, nothing against those threads, b/c I myself reply to those too, but nice to see a change of pace every once in awhile!

I could care less about how springbreaker spells, but since he is making a big deal out of everyone's spelling, he forgot to capitalize "I."

funny thread.
Mr. springbreaker, u need to chill. everyone here is in the same party mood and if youre gonna be ticked off dont reply, keep it to yourself.

why cant i fart after 6pm?

well i i guess i can't molest the trash cans any more dammit there goes my fun

Shaxxx, that was an out-of-control attempt to show machismo, however dull the tactic to combat it, the point is still that tigerman was helping people out by the use of his anecdole information. So if one choses not to like that type of information, then use your discretion to read a different post. Duh, its so obvious that it makes ya look stupid springbreaker013403...