To make a long story short my friend who was a big part of our transportation plans has become indifferent to going on springbreak this year (WTF is he thinking). Anyways I need your help. I've told him to expect emails from a few of our friends telling him he should take his wack ***** to springbreak. It would mean alot to me if you guys could copy and paste the following message into an email to him and maybe this will help him get his sh*t together.

His email is mattoonballa@iwon.com

What's Up Man,
This is IKeedIKeed (insert your name/user name) from the TripSmarter Forums. I heard you have recently decided to be a slack *** about your springbreak trip. Panama City is going to be crunk so make sure you are there and make sure you remember to "hang out with your wang out"!
Later

Thanks to anyone that can help. If you guys want you can add a personal touch if you like (The more personal the better but please if you do keep it clean....This is all in fun).