Hey fella's...I noticed like 9 out of 10 of you are so worried about going down there and gettin laid. Personally, I just want to go down there and get BAMBOOZLED....but hey if you really want to get laid and it was the last night there and you had to choose between a fat chick or a midget....which one would you pick?

I think I would take the midget....just because that is a story you can tell your grandkids 40 years from now sittin in your rockin chair.


Merc

exactly how fat are we talking........................................... ..lol

are we talking disgustingly fat or a chick with a gut?
is the midget decent looking and pettite or also fat (like a miniature fat person)?

guys, mercdaddy1 didn't ask you guys how fat the chick was or how short the midget was, he asked if you would do a midget or a fat chick, just answer the question, don't be ashamed. It's not like anybody cares.

I would do a midget, cause later she would like me a lot and then I can make her my pet. lol

Who wants a dog when you can have a midget to walk around.
She can be your sex partner and your "*****" at the same time.

Pinks

I got blunts, bongs all the ingredients to make a HIGH ***** PIE!!!

dude, i was watchin a show on FOX where a midget would get to choose another midget to marry or something like that (like a bachelor, with midgets) and there were some good lookin midget's in that crowd, except they all had wierd chubby legs and arms and some of their heads was a little retarded. with all that said and done, i would def get to do a midget. there arent that many chances to do midgets, so when u get one, u should def do it. id do it in the first day if i could. midgets are awesome as long as they dont try to act. hehe

peace out!

More cushing for the pushing... chances are she'll have a big rack too

but then again, i'm kiddin' of course

Good point....some midgets are real hot they just have stubby body parts

i'd find a fat chick roll in flour and aim for the wet spott

but if you wanted the best p*ssy then go for the fat chick. I'm sure midgets get laid, but who really wants to screw a fat chick. It's got to be good p*ssy since nobody else wants it. You might need to get the jaws of life out or something to keep the extra fat away though. I'm not the one to do it so I'd just stick to the midget, or vertically challenged for those who want to be politically correct.