COLD SUCKS

You cant play golf. First of all. And that sucks. It snowed here the other day. Every time I feel that cold breeze I picture myself on spring break last year. A beautiful Ladie had just poured a shot of EVERCLEAR!!!!! down my funnel with the beer. Well I was surprised needless to say. The sun was laying on us, it was the last time I saw that much sun. There I was, drunk, happy and horny as I passed out on the sun chair. OH what a beautiful thing it was.

IF anyone has any good stories please share, it will bring me out of this WINTERY Hell and take me to Panama City, where the booty runs free and drunkeness is law.




PASSED OUT BEFORE NOON

Ron

Ohh, I have a million and 1 stories from panama city! I have been there 3 straight years so....let me think. Ohh, last year we partied with Lil John in the Spinnakers vip lounge. He is really short too! He had some REALLY ugly girl holding his pimp cup, it was funny. We had a limo rental that night, thanks to the wonderful guys at tripsmarter, anyways, our limo pulled up outside when we were leaving and lil john thought it was his, he was like, " Thats not my limo, DAAMMMNNN " but, he was staying right next door at the summit, but anyways, that was funny. Ummm, Had a 65 year old woman beer bonging against a 19 year old college girl, that was funny, I actually still have the pic for that I think! Ohh, and the VIP Van Wilder party in the Puussy cat lounge at lavela a few years back, ohhhhh there was some ladies running around that party, let me tell you!!! Ahhh the memories!!! Enjoy and stay warm

Jason

Ha! Lil Jon got TRICKED! WHAT?!?! YOu shoulda took him and his pimp cup and his ugly girl for a ride! Yeeeaaahhhhh!!!!

We did ask if he wanted us to drop him off over there, but he was like, nawww dog, I got my ride comin playa!! Funny night!!!

Speaking of Lil Jon

You should have replied

WHATTTTTTTTTT. And when he repeated. You should have said OKAYYYYYYYYYY.


Anyway of course an ugly girl was holding his cup the man looks like Predator on crack.


BTW HAve yall heard of any cool shows that are happening this spring break. Particularly March 4-13. Maybe something in the Country or Rock Genre.

Let me know if ya hear something. Thanks


PASSED OUT BEFORE NOON.

Ron