Yo Chicago...Very vital information. Thanks! But overall, howzit? Are the ladies pretty? Because this is my first time going to PCB...I've always gone to South beach (3 years str8), and the ladies down there are so beautiful. I mean you pretty much know right away if you are going to be smashing anything from the moment you start talking, and that saves time too.

hate to admit it since i work at la vela, but you're right chicago lol. tiki bar and lattitudes have the best (lowest) pole-to-hole ratio

im from miami and i lived there my whole life and yes- the girls on south beach are bangin. but if you also remember- theres lotsa fatties and older people there too mixed in. for some reason, everyone in miami feels they need to show off as much flesh as possible, even if they dont work out... and theres LOTS of stuff thatll traumatize you for life (i saw a woman that was probly 500 lbs there once topless and pretty much bottomless too, but it was mainly her fat that fell over her bottom to make it appear so).

ive been to cocoa, daytona, south beach, lauderdale beach, key west, key largo, st augustine, marco, naples- ive never seen such a high percentage of the girls being so hot...but then again, i have a thing for country girls and thats mainly all that was there...not only their physical apperance, but their personallities are great too. much better than the ego-filled personallities of Miami

I'm glad I'm reading these tips just a few hours before I leave for PCB...that means I have to change my approach with the chicks down there especially if their mostly country. It should not be a problem since I have a country girlfriend...Ha! ha!

ahahha. well hey don't get me wrong...the clubs are great. I wouldn't expect any play "just" from a night at those bars though. To be honest, I saw more t*ts in the Waffle House on Front Beach Road than at ANY of the clubs. Best places to meet people: The Beach behind Holiday Inn Sunspree, Beach directly behind the Edgewater, heck--even at the Taco Bell lines at 3AM. Girls down there are beautiful...for the most part. It was funny...my best memory of Spring Break was watching guys go up to a group of girls and, literally, start grinding on them---OR, use some cheezy pickup line. Then...when they fail, I usually go for the kill. Plus, it makes a good icebreaker with the girls-- "so...what was THAT guy's problem...what a nutjob!" With that said...it's good to be the lead dog every now and then...but just remember, the lead dog is always the first one that falls through the ice.

sometimes its fun to just be so corny/nerdy at workin a girl. its a good and fun way to break the ice with a girl. my friend did that once- he went in the middle of the floor and started doing a disco-type-boogie thing and tried looking nerdy on purpose. surprisingly it worked- a few girls went up to him and started gettin into it too while laughing. he eventually took one of them back later on

if you TRY- you're not gunna go anywhere. if you just look like you dont care and you're just trying to have fun, girls will like that more. theyre there to have fun too and theyre not looking to do serious type stuff...everyone just wants fun and doesnt want a guy that looks like he planned out his every move hoping itll get him play

ur a weirdo chickmagnet

I talked to a girl who said her friend got scabies from the foam party at Hammerhead Freds