Realizing this is the most glorious experience of our many years of college I thought we needed something to lay the ground rules to ensure all have a good time.

Please join me in taking the Spring Break Oath for guys:

I, (state your name), vow to uphold to the best of my abilities the following.

I will party on the beach.

I will acknowledge that I can sleep when I'm dead and lack of sleep is no reason to be lame.

I will be friendly to everyone. Saying "Hi" to people does not hurt, don't be afraid.

I will offer a reasonably priced keg cup (perhaps free) if I have a keg and someone looks like they need a beer.

Everyone looks like they need a beer.

I will be polite when disagreeing with or declining invitations to people.

I will drink a lot. I will drink on the beach. I will drink in the hotel. I will drink in the club (if old enough).

I will not cock block. If a girl wants to go with another guy I must let her and not be a hater.

I will not be afraid to make friends. I realize the more people I know, the more I will get to know.

I will respect girls. But I also know they are on spring break to have fun so it is my job to help them have fun. The definition of fun will be decided on by the parties involved.

I will give a ride to someone if they are on the way and we have room. (Great way to make friends)

If I get sunburned I will not ***** about it, I will accept it as my own dumbass fault for not asking that hot girl to put suntan lotion on me.

If a questionable situation arises I will be the big man and walk away.

I realize that there will be 50,000 people in a small area, some issues can arise from this, however, they are all my friends, even if they don't know it yet.

The end for now.

Girls, your turn.

I (state your name) vow to uphold the following to the best of my abilities:

I will be nice to people, including other girls.

I will be polite when I'm approached by an undesirable person or group of people.

I realize I don't have to remove clothing if I don't want to, but it is much more fun if I do.

I realize they are only boobs and nearly everyone has seen some before.

It is spring break and I don't care what others think.

I will not ***** about getting sunburned.

I will drink a lot. I will drink on the beach, I will drink in the clubs (if old enough).

If I am hot it is my duty to participate in contests.

If I am not quite so hot it is my duty to not participate.

I will not be mad if another girl gets the guy I wanted.

I will not get mad if another girl gets the girl I wanted, I will ask if they need a third and then I will find Adam so he can film it.

I will realize that the more friends I make the more cool people I will meet.

I will not be stuck up.

It may be surprising to me, but I am not better than everyone else.

I will not assume that since I hooked up the first night we are boyfriend and girlfriend for the week.

I will make sure a condom is used for sex.

I realize I can sleep when I'm dead and being tired is no excuse.

I am there to have fun and I'm not going to let others hold me back.

Edit: If a guy asks me to put suntan lotion on him, I will not look at him like he's speaking Swahili.

If a girl asks me to put suntan lotion on her, I must do it as sexily as possible, I may even announce it to others.

The End for now.

ditto! What do they usually give out to the winners of these contests?

sometimes they give out free bar tabs, cash prizes.

That's good stuff!

I like the oath man, I pledge to uphold it.
I think if someone is caught not following these, it should be punishble by kegstand...

i love the sleeping part. it cracks me up.

glad you guys liked that, pretty sure if everyone followed that sb would be rocking like no other.

lets not forget this