Lets hear some of your craziest or at least funny stories. Nothing like some good memories to get you excited for pcb 2008.

we lost one of my friends at sharkys last year...we looked for him all night before we left to head back to the boarwalk...the next morining around 11 he came into the room and we asked him where he had been...he got so drunk that he fell asleep behind a dumpster at the holiday inn thinking thats where we were staying in his attempt to get back to our hotel...to add to it he was only wearing his boxers when he got back...when we asked where his clothes were he just shrugged and said no idea.

One night I was in the mood to see a wet t contest but everyone else didnt feel like it. So I went to lattitudes by myself because when i decide i want to see some boobs damnt nothing is stopping me. Long story short the contest got started very late so I left about 2 in the morning. Turned out I parked in the wrong spot because my car got towed. So I'm prob 10 miles or so from my hotel with no car at 2 in the morning. I was lucky one of the guys had stopped drinking long enough to be sober when i called and he came and got me. Really sucked having to pay the money to get the car back and the wet t wasn't very good at all.

this thread has REAL potential. potential to be legendary.

one of my buddies took a ride down a flight of stairs on a luggage rack skateboard style....one of the funniest things i saw down there.....

ok, ok so back a few years ago we had a tripsmarter.com party, lots of people who chat on here and the owners of tripsmarter! Well, the admins, anways, we had a nice little vip area overlooking the little john concert. Nice time, drunk, leave. Hit up the bar that night and we were up in the vip room at spinnakers for the MTV thing. Helps knowing people who work for mtv! Anyways, we see lil john and all the other celebs, no biggie, well we go to leave and we had a limo that night............we are outside waiting on our driver to pull up and lil john comes out and is thinking OUR limo is his, even though he is staying next door. It was cool though cause he had the UGLIEST girl in the world holding his pimp cup while he took a hit off my buddies black and mild cigar! But then he just ended up waiting for his limo and we left...................VERY funny I must say!!!

My first year down in pcb i made the mistake of booking a hotel in panama city not panama city beach. So were in a piece of crap hotel that we have to drive from everyday to go to the beach. The location sucked and we also had a 16 year old pull a knife on a guy we were talking to in front of our room. A pimp also used the parking lot and one of the rooms daily and would always want to know if we had any extra beer or what we had in the room. We still had a good time but i didnt do that again.

one of my friends walked 30ish blocks from Harpoon Harry's to another bar the other way from the Summit (where we were staying) in a rainstorm with a girl and when we woke up in the morning he was sleeping right in front of our door, outside, on balcony, at the summit, soaked and alone. He didn't remember what happened but obviously he didn't get any.

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, she was all like ugghh and I'm like WHATEVA!

So this probably makes us look like idiots... but here it is...spring break '03

It was our first spring break and my friend and i were not drinkers back then, so we were kinda loners on spring break. we were walking to our room from latitudes when a fella walked by us with an official looking friend. he convinced us he was a member of Simple Plan, now this was when simple plan first came out and didn't have any videos yet.
Well we knew Simple Plan was in town, so the guy "brad smith" convinced us to give him and his manager a ride to sharky's to catch their limo. We drove them down the road and got his autograph. When we returned home and googled him, we found out that we were duped and felt like idiots. Now i do my research on new bands before i go on vacation! ha ha

last year spring break '07 our first time in PCB ever..our 1st day we didnt kno what to expect...but we didnt make it..we was done like at 9pm in la vela..my homeboy was throwing up from the couch all the way to the bar...lol...it was time to go after that 9 pm felt like 4 in the morning..lol..

...dont let drunk ppl ride scooters either..my other drunken homeboy wrecked this girl from pittsburg scooter and broke the side mirror off and sracthed it up in front of the holiday inn sunspree and just parked it packed n didnt say nething to her...made that poor gurl lose her deposit money$$$..lol...

This picture sums up my first day on spring break. Passed out on the beach. I learned my lesson that just because girls tell you to keep drinking doesnt mean you should. Stop when you know you should. I was done for the entire day.

YEAH!!!!!!....I KNO YALL REMEMBER THIS....MY DAWG WAS KING OF THA BEACH LAST SPRING BREAK FROM MARCH 3-7 2007!!!...COULDNT NOBODY BEAT HIM!!!....ALL I CAN SAY IS WE WILL BE BACK THIS YEAR AND HE WILL REGAIN HIS TITLE FOR THA '08...ARE THERE ANY CHALLENGERS????(U will prolly lose tho but it will worth a try)

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Alright I haven't actually been to PCB, so I can't share any stories about spring break there...obviously. However in the spirit of the thread, I decided I would get in on the fun and share one of the stories from "THE FUMUS TALES OF SPRING BREAK VAULT", I've always sorta felt that one day on spring break netted like a normal week/month worth worth of stories. Like the amount of stuff that would happen sometimes within' like two hours would take forever to explain...anyways...

CANCUN 06'

I was in Cancun, staying at this ratty little motel right on the main strip. The place was a dump, it was called the Girasol...but we called it the "ghettosol". A place in it's condition wouldn't even be allowed to be open in America. Lolz. So it had been a long day/night of drankin', my friend Matt and I had just got done with the booze cruise it was like 3am or sumtin'. Matt passed out in the room, but, I was still drunk and feeling quite mischievous. So I left my hotel room, and began to wonder the strip, drunk as hell, of course. I'm walking the strip, which was still crowded at 3am (most parties don't stop til' 6am) and this hot Mexican girl kept looking back and smiling at me. So I went up to her and asked her what the deal was, whatever. She didn't speak a word of English. She just smiled alot, and nodded her head. I had to use those silly hand gestures, ya know, point to myself, and say "Ryan", "American". You know. Anyways, so she points to the beach. We go there. We're making out whatever, getting hot and heavy. I pointed to my hotel, which was just behind us, and I said "my hotel, hotel". She nodded yes. So I brought her back up with me. Events took place. As most guys would know, I was very ready to fall asleep. Being that I was still very wasted, and had just finished...so to speak. Suddenly this little voice in the back of memory, reminded me that the travel agent had warned about Mexican women, that they would do just about anything to get into American traveler's rooms and rob them blind. I remember this and I start thinking to myself sounding like William Shatner "must...stay awake...must...keep...eyes open". The girl starts telling me to go to sleep. She actually starts speaking English and saying "Go to sleep...go to sleep", she's like encouraging me. I was like..."Must stay awwaa...ZzzzZzzZZzzz". I was out. Like a light in the ghetto. Like a fat kid in dodge ball. The next thing I remember was waking up the next morning and thinking "****!". I look around the room, check all my stuff. She didn't steal anything. Whewf! Then I told my roomate/friend Matt the whole story! Never saw her again.

You're one lucky SOB Ryan...lol not just b/c of the girl, but mainly b/c she didn't steal your sh*t... lol