Ok...I've told this story before...but it's still funny. One year I met this really HOT girl at La Vela. She invited me back to the Sunspree...I paid my $20 to get my wrist band and went up stairs with her. I don't drink...so she was pissy drunk and I was completely sober. I felt bad about going up there anyway...but I was like...hey it's spring break...why not.

We get to her room...and she is spread out on the bed...drunk...with a little skirt and see through...uh..."undergarments" on. (Gotta keep this PG for TS).

Of course I'm thinking WOW...even though in the back of my head I'm asking myself "should I be here...is this right?"

Well she gets a call from her friends who were all hanging out with Petey Pablo. She all of a sudden became star struck and was all about Petey Pablo and kept telling him to come to the room to pick her up so she could hang out too.

WTF? Did I really lose a girl to ugly-azz Petey Pablo??? Needless to say...he declined her...they got off of the phone...e talked for a minute, and I was like "You know what....I'm out".

She was SO drunk that all I could think about was being on the news the next day.

So...morale of the story is...Never trust a big butt and a smile...and never assume that you hit the jackpot when Petey Pablo is in town!

Hold on you left her in the room alone?

Fail

one of my more memorable ones for all the wrong reasons....

Last year me and this chick from the U. of Wisconsin were making out on the hotel balcony..she was very cute. We were sober lol.

We go inside and things get a little wilder...So much so that she accidently knocked off my xbox 360 from the TV stand which made it hit the ground hard and send the system's faceplate flying and wires being torn open. We stopped and my first reaction was "you have got to be ****in me!" She felt bad as we cleaned up the mess. That pretty muched destroyed up the mood we had set.

Well when Spring Break ended and i returned home, i was able to get new wires and fix up the faceplate and disc tray. It worked for a day then it got the "red ring of death", meaning the system has died and wont play anything. I didnt have a warranty so it cost a lot of money to have it sent to microsoft so it can be repaired.

I moved on and got a PS3 which i will not bring to PCB this year

original poster - surprised you found any girls in vela

breezy - should have just accepted it was broken and tried to close it out!

I tried to but she felt too guilty lol. 360s are not cheap. So we cleaned up and went to Sharkys for lunch

Finding out that beads aren't the only things that get women to show their ****...My friend found a dirty sock on the strip, picked it up and yelled "F*ck beads, I've got a sock!", and surprisingly, it worked, and we didn't even have to give it away because no one wanted it. We saw all kinds of mess that night because of that dirty sock...

Finding a guy passed out in the field behind Wendy's on the strip who didn't remember his name (he gave us 5 different names), didn't have his wallet, and had one shoe on with no sock, and his other foot had one sock and no shoe.

Getting completely wasted with some of the other TS regulars last year was a hellofalot of fun.

I've got tons of favorite memories.

ive always took my ps3 to p.c.b during spring break, so far it lives and no damages

that petey pablo story sounds to bad niceguy, but I wouldve tried anything to make that girl forget petey haha

and breezy: great story, shouldve told her that she has to compensate for the broken 360...

Hank...my conscious kept getting the best of me. For one...she was wasted...and I didn't want to be one of those news stories in the morning about "girl gets raped on spring break".

And...she was 18...so I kept wondering if that meant she was really 16. Too many red flags....

And then the Petey Pablo thing just set it off to let me know that I wasn't supposed to be there. Ah well...better luck next time right?

oh ok those were kinda many red flags
yeah theres always a next spring break hehe

whats up everyone? I wanna here more stories, this thread is funny

Breezy....

Who has time for video games on spring break anyway? LOL

My story is from daytona a few years ago....

4 of us went, none of us were 21 and we happened to meet some older fellas on our floor.... and one happened to be a bartender.

Needless to say, we hung with them all week to get free booze.

About 3 nights in, one friend of ours was wasted and passed out in the guys room. The other 3 of us and the guys were just drinking and hanging out, when we all noticed she wasn't wearing underwear.

The guys got a kick out of it for a few minutes... then things went back to normal when our passed out friend got up and ran to the bathroom.

We assumed she was puking, until we noticed a funny odor.

We looked on the floor and realized she took a poo while she was passed out on the floor.

We laughed and then the guys were pissed cuz there was a pile of crap on their floor. Another friend of ours cleaned it up for her and went and took her to bed.

The next day she had no clue what happened so we had to explain to her why the whole hotel would giggle when she walked by.

So be careful on spring break cuz sh*t happens!

hahaha that's hilarious!

lmao!!

Well I didnt play video games too much down in PCB. Just used it for music, movies, and guitar hero (ended up having a tournament going with some people on our floor)

.....................and I plan to bring my xbox for the same thing. Hopefully I have in an accident proof location. lol