I usually ask if they want to get pizza and f*ck?... or I tell them that they look like Freddy kreuger, either one works pretty well for me.... anybody else have any good ones

Hi.

lol...insults seem to get more attention than compliments.

I agree nice guy compliments dont get too much play nowadays or probably never. They take is a s *** kissing. I wonder if it'll work if I call a girl a sexy f!@#.

Makes NO sense to me...but hey...whatever works...works. Even on the board. If you tell one of the girls you think she's hot...she won't talk to you...but if you tell her that you think she's a stuck up bi---...then you'l get her attention.

that's definitely my fave, lol!

for girls, if you challenge a guy to something... you've got his attention. I don't go for guys who insult me... but I'm weird.
I don't like to be hit on... I hate it, actually. if I like someone, I'll laugh and flirt with them. if I don't, that means I don't like them. instead of hitting on me, I like for guys to start conversations with me.

so the best pick-up line to use on a guy is "I bet you can't."

I'm not much of a pick up line guy.

Id rather let my dance moves do the talking.

When not on the dance floor, Well.... My drinking skills on the beach

Lke I say giving compliments dont get too much play but being real gets more play thay than anything. Like partyguy say, he'll tell them them you want some pizza and f&*%. He was being real. compliments are being real as well but its somethin about it that makes it seem desperate. I dunno like niceguy says whatever works. I really dont wanna turn this blog inot a battle of the sexes so as pick up lines jus be real. jus say whatever comes out of that drunken mouth!

I would have to go with "Did you know that 95% of women masturbate in the shower. The other 5% sing. Do you know what they sing about? " If they dont know its because they are part of the 95% and they are hooked now in the set. Time to transition afterward.

word of the day...LEGS......how about we go back to my place and i'll help u spread the word....lmfao


ok to be serious, wen im interested i just say HI or hey, wats up.....always works.......my friend goes "hey baby, wats ur name" lol

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven?


No lie...I actually heard a guy use this line before. The girl actually thoughtit was funny...but obviously he got no play.

I think if you use all of these lame pick up lines she will get hooked because it's funny. think about it.

-Ay Shawty com'ere!
-Ay shawty you thick!
-Wazzup big booty!

It's funny cause that actually works with a handfull of females up here instead of hey how you doin.

just say you're in the entourage of whomever is performing at spinnakers or lavela that night...
ex: you wanna come back stage and see lil weezy?...