The Weeeeeed Song!!!

**STG Pinky** · February-27th,2004, 01:18 PM

I love my weeeed!!!
It makes me go peeeeeee!!!
I poke it, then I stroke it, and then I smoooooooke it!!!

Weed makes me happy!!!
It makes me go um, I forgot!!! hahahahaha
I smoke bowls and bowls of it, like I was eating cereal 10 times

I get sooo baked
Then I eat some CRAZY cake
I watch a movie
and it makes me go ooooeeeeee!!!

I say stupid things
I don't know what that brings
I can't think straight
and if feels sooo great!!!

I smoke 'till I pass out
and I dream of a roundabout
My head is spinning
but at least I am winning

I wake up the next morning
I see that everyone is snoring
so I smoke another bowl of that sweet jibba!!!
while watching an episode of Reba

Nothing more to say
I will go outside to play
because nothing can get in my way

SMOKING CAN GET YOU LAID!!! Yes it can, hehehehe

**Tigerman88** · February-27th,2004, 01:34 PM

You need to listen to the AfroMan song...

Then I got High...

**Tigerman88** · February-27th,2004, 01:35 PM

Because I Got High

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo ***** too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

**brent01** · February-27th,2004, 01:37 PM

ah afroman sucks for smokin put some bone in, do you people buy your weed down there or bring it from home?

**gusmottafoo** · February-27th,2004, 03:15 PM

good kind bud ... they mention that **** in the movie BLOW

**DANCIN_CHIC** · February-28th,2004, 03:53 AM

I like Afroman, my friend and I saw him downtown singing a couple of songs at a club. He was really high, no surprise though. But he's really cool. And he could do whatever he wants. Besides "Then I got high" another good song is Bone thugz-n-harmony's "Weed Song". So that's it, Bye ya'll. :)